The journey goes on & on &on

As I’m bored of this journey I thought its only fair if I bore you all too.

The journey is pretty much uneventful except for the 5 hours and
counting delay. What really bothers me is this elderly couple near me.
The husband is very inactive and at one point i thought he passed
away. The wife is the more active one though her primary activity is
burping. She even has a burp like a tiger that would make an actually
tiger tuck its tail between its legs and run home to Mommy.
As i think about it i’m sure its not the burping that makes me so
hostile cause i love burping. Them being old people could be part of
the reason. The major reason for my hostility is that i don’t want to
end up old and helpless but i know I will. Time is running out but I’m
not running after it.

(A big Thank you to Punns for putting this thought into my head… bitch)