Monthly Archives: December 2006

Classic case of "Too much time, too little to do"

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Disclaimer: This Conversation is very long and may seem boring (but it does give insights into what really goes on at work)

Daedalus [10:30 AM]:
did u read the mail i send u yesterday?
Prestidigitator [10:30 AM]:
yea what the hell man!
Prestidigitator [10:30 AM]:
mom gets son arrested for playing with gameboy
Prestidigitator [10:30 AM]:
first: moms not a mom if she cant handle it by herself
Daedalus [10:30 AM]:
forget Game Boy.. Christmas present?
Daedalus [10:31 AM]:
yeah..
Prestidigitator [10:31 AM]:
I don’t get it
Prestidigitator [10:31 AM]:
I was so pissed man
Daedalus [10:31 AM]:
hmm .. I was laughing I guess..
Prestidigitator [10:31 AM]:
yea…but imagine…a mom actually gets her son arrested
Daedalus [10:31 AM]:
the world is definitely crazy
Prestidigitator [10:32 AM]:
in that case mom should get institutionalized or something
Prestidigitator [10:32 AM]:
u saw crash?
Daedalus [10:32 AM]:
yeah
Prestidigitator [10:32 AM]:
in that before Ryan Philip shoots the black guy in the car…
Prestidigitator [10:32 AM]:
the black guy starts laughing…
Prestidigitator [10:32 AM]:
ryan: what’s so funny?
Prestidigitator [10:33 AM]:
black guy: people…man…people are funny!
Daedalus [10:33 AM]:
Yeah
Daedalus [10:32 AM]:
I’m just reading this article. Where some Muslim faction is taking over Somalia slowly..
Prestidigitator [10:33 AM]:
yea…me reading about that too
Daedalus [10:33 AM]:
“A local Islamic religious leader, Sheik Hussein Barre Rage, told the Associated Press on Wednesday that residents in Bulo Burto will be beheaded if they refuse to pray five times a day.
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Daedalus [10:33 AM]:
u kidding me rite?
Daedalus [10:33 AM]:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/06/AR2006120601849.html

Prestidigitator [10:33 AM]:
no…
Prestidigitator [10:37 AM]:
you know what?
Daedalus [10:37 AM]:
what?
Prestidigitator [10:37 AM]:
we should take over the world
Daedalus [10:37 AM]:
yeah it would be such a better place
Prestidigitator [10:37 AM]:
we seem more capable of taking care of stuff a lot better than the asses who pretend to do
Prestidigitator [10:37 AM]:
we could divide the whole world into two
Prestidigitator [10:38 AM]:
you take Africa, Asia, South America and Antarctica
Prestidigitator [10:38 AM]:
I’ll take the rest
Daedalus [10:38 AM]:
and u can go screw yourself
Prestidigitator [10:38 AM]:
what?
Daedalus [10:38 AM]:
I want part of Europe..
Daedalus [10:38 AM]:
Germany and Amsterdam
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
ok…the part that has Germany and all…
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
done
Daedalus [10:39 AM]:
k..
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
i want the rest…
Daedalus [10:39 AM]:
let me think
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
you can have Russia
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
but i want all those smaller nations…Norway and all
Daedalus [10:39 AM]:
fine with me
Daedalus [10:39 AM]:
Actually u can keep Africa too..
Prestidigitator [10:39 AM]:
Excellent…we’ll have to etch a plan
Prestidigitator [10:40 AM]:
I’ll take the middle east…u can have the rest…esp. South Africa!
Daedalus [10:40 AM]:
hmm .. nice..
Daedalus [10:40 AM]:
Japan and China fall in my control rite?
Prestidigitator [10:40 AM]:
I need part of china…
Prestidigitator [10:40 AM]:
u keep Japan
Daedalus [10:41 AM]:
y?? what for??
Prestidigitator [10:41 AM]:
And about the US…we can nuke the place
Daedalus [10:41 AM]:
I want china in full..
Prestidigitator [10:41 AM]:
After moving Natalie Portman safely to India
Daedalus [10:41 AM]:
lets just neutron nuke it..
Prestidigitator [10:41 AM]:
will do
Daedalus [10:41 AM]:
keep all their stuff intact for our use
Prestidigitator [10:41 AM]:
Yea makes sense…actually
Daedalus [10:41 AM]:
very much
Prestidigitator [10:42 AM]:
So what all countries do you have?
Daedalus [10:42 AM]:
hmm Asia, South America and Antarctica, SA ,Germany , Amsterdam
Prestidigitator [10:42 AM]:
coolio…
Daedalus [10:42 AM]:
hey I want New Zealand too
Prestidigitator [10:43 AM]:
hmmm…OK
Daedalus [10:43 AM]:
all’s done
Daedalus [10:43 AM]:
so when do we begin taking over the world.. pinky ..
Prestidigitator [10:43 AM]:
tonight
Prestidigitator [10:43 AM]:
wait…
Prestidigitator [10:44 AM]:
first we decide…bilateral trade relations between our ‘kingdoms’ must be present
Prestidigitator [10:44 AM]:
mi kasa su kasa
Daedalus [10:44 AM]:
of course..
Prestidigitator [10:44 AM]:
plus…I’ll give you monetary help to rebuild parts of Asia
Daedalus [10:45 AM]:
hmm .. i think u need to keep the money yourself..
Prestidigitator [10:45 AM]:
Why? Africa?
Daedalus [10:45 AM]:
yeah
Prestidigitator [10:46 AM]:
ok…first we execute all ugly women and good looking men
Prestidigitator [10:46 AM]:
so the world will be a better place
Daedalus [10:46 AM]:
definitely better place..
Prestidigitator [10:46 AM]:
yea….
Daedalus [10:46 AM]:
In fact all ppl have to under go a compulsory 1 to Swen test
Prestidigitator [10:47 AM]:
yea…if they come close to Swen, we kill em
Daedalus [10:47 AM]:
everyone above 8 well.. becomes a noone
Prestidigitator [10:47 AM]:
exactly
Prestidigitator [10:47 AM]:
we can make my bro scientific advisor
Prestidigitator [10:48 AM]:
your brother can be treasurer (means more fun for everyone!)
Daedalus [10:48 AM]:
Yeah.
Prestidigitator [10:48 AM]:
and we can make the people from Maxim chief security advisors
Daedalus [10:49 AM]:
And we can make a separate new sexy anthem for each kingdom.. composed by the almighty Thomas himself (sound guy)
Prestidigitator [10:50 AM]:
yea but we’ll have to kill him after that
Daedalus [10:50 AM]:
sure sure..
Daedalus [10:50 AM]:
no probs with me..
Prestidigitator [10:50 AM]:
girls like guy who sing…
Prestidigitator [10:50 AM]:
means it’ll take away the focus from us
Daedalus [10:50 AM]:
hmm …
Prestidigitator [10:51 AM]:
all relegious leaders get shot
Daedalus [10:51 AM]:
and then tortured
Prestidigitator [10:51 AM]:
first tortured and then shot
Daedalus [10:52 AM]:
tortured, shot and tortured
Prestidigitator [10:52 AM]:
super
Prestidigitator [10:52 AM]:
all narrow minded idiots get their hands cut
Prestidigitator [10:52 AM]:
and WE will be known as Chief Homies of our particular ‘kingdoms’
Daedalus [10:53 AM]:
Let’s just make that ‘The Homies’
Prestidigitator [10:53 AM]:
cool by me homie
Prestidigitator [10:53 AM]:
We’re awesome
Daedalus [10:53 AM]:
rite on homie
Prestidigitator [10:53 AM]:
sigh…imagine what all we could do
Prestidigitator [10:53 AM]:
the world would be a better place…
Daedalus [10:54 AM]:
sigh indeed ..
Prestidigitator [10:54 AM]:
we HAVE to go ahead with this plan
Prestidigitator [10:54 AM]:
tonight…pinky we take over the woooooorld!’
Prestidigitator [10:54 AM]:
narf!
Daedalus [10:55 AM]:
hehehehe muaahahaaahahahah
Prestidigitator [10:55 AM]:
muhahahahahahahahahahah
Prestidigitator [10:55 AM]:
we should get back to work…
Daedalus [10:55 AM]:
I think so too…

World watch out.. we got BIG plans for you.