These are two conversation I recently had which I found very amusing / interesting
Conversation 1 : A person comes to know which college I am from
Person: So you must be a born again.
Me (Rolling on the floor laughing, and telling a Third Person): Did u hear that ? He called me a born again. That’s a new one.
Third Person (Laughing out Loud ) : Ha , he is the exact opposite. He is an Atheist.
Person: (Pause)
Person: So do you do those rituals?
Me: What rituals?
Person: You know those kind of rituals?
Me: You mean like you going to church every Sunday ?
Person: No , I mean those weird rituals.
Me: I think you are confused between devil worship and Atheism. (I proceed to explain the concept of atheism, not believing in the existence of god, etc.. )
Person(after listening to explanation): Oh so you think you are god.
Me: (Sigh) ….
Conversation 2: I am talking with a colleague about Higher Education in the US.
(Me sitting casually in a chair)
She: You can apply for colleges in not so expensive areas. There you will get AIDS.
Me: (nearly jump out of chair) What?
She: (pause of realisation followed by silly smile) No i meant financial aid(s).
Disclaimer: These conversations were recollected by me and are not a word by word transcript. But the gist of it is the same.